part of me is really sad I can’t make MCM this weekend. That part of me is quickly silenced by the fact that HOLYSHITIT’SMYBIRTHDAY
itshellfiredean asked: wow what's fencing like? is it hard? i'm down a pint of blood and feeling friendly and i've always wanted to know
Just bought a lawn-mower
Am I an adult now?
the-fandoms-are-cool: daisyfairy: twowandsandadrink: daisyfairy: you learnt the word “miscellaneous” from the sims and don’t even lie No, I learned how to spell it from the same place I learned how to spell learned; English class. GET OFF YOUR HIGH FUCKING EMBOLDENED AND ITALICIZED HORSE LEARNT IS FUCKING BRITISH ENGLISH the best arguments start with “GET OFF YOUR HIGH FUCKING...
If Jon Snow and Harry Potter ever met
Jon Snow: You have your mother's eyes.
Harry Potter: You must be Ned Stark's bastard.
pastelmorgue: eradicategirlhate: you ever thought that maybe the reason girls say they’re fine when they’re not, or they’re not mad when they are, is because the second they show any semblance of emotion they’re written off as hysterical bitches that are probably on their period? THE FUCKING DA VINCI CODE HAS BEEN CRACKED
gapyah: The fear that gay men will treat you the way you treat women…
sarcasmismyweapon: chwaerfach: latulas: héllo yés í ám spéákíng frénch Actually, no, you’re not. You just put accents on letters xD
prenderghost: welcome to Britain where one of our kings has been been buried under a carpark for hundreds of years
I honestly have a really hard time imagining life before beds…
Reblog if you are going to May McM Expo London...
First appraisal at work tomorrow...
zer0-tollerance: everyone who reblogs this before the 11th of January will get a little drawing representing their URL it might be a literal thing or just my take on it. I will submit it to you as soon as but you will get it no matter how many notes this gets.
ejacutastic: shwa-tarded: harrysgettinhead: leggings as pants are fine as long as i can’t see your vagina outline like i’m not signing up for that shit because it’s all a big secret right secret leggings secret vagina secret NO I JUST REALLY DON’T WANNA SEE OTHER GIRLS’ VAGINAS OK MY GOD THIS IS NOT A SOCIAL ISSUE I JUST DON’T LIKE LOOKING AT STRANGERS’ GENITALS
BIG FUCKING NEWS GUYS
Basically, because my parents are the best in the world, they’re getting me a car. Through a series of logical steps that I cannot be bothered to explain, this means that Sam and I can get a cat! Prepare fo a huge spam of pictures and posts as we go about the adoption process!